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Dancing the Time Warp with Men in drag in MY new house
Priceless

Damnit Janets, Your invited to warm my house and to jump to left.

“So, come up to my new house and see whats on the slab. I see you shiver with antici…………….pation.”

It’s just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let’s do the time-warp again.

Use some variation of the time warp song.

LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES AT HOME AND LINGERIE SHOPPING AND DON’T FOR GET THE LEATHER please RSVP WITH YOUR CARTER

“Come to my party or I will egg your house.”